-别做那个 -为什么不行? -Don't do that. -Why not?
-因为 -因为什么? -Because. -Because why?
-因为我不想要你摸我那儿 -为什么不行? -Because I don't want you to touch me there. -Why not?
因为我说了不行 Because I said so.
就让我把手放在上面, 我甚至不会动 Just let me put my hand there. I won't even move it.
-保证? -我对天发誓 -Promise? -I swear to God.
-那么好吧 -那么好吧 -All right then. -All right then.
我想你说了你不会做那个 I thought you said you weren't gonna do that.
我想你保证了 I thought you promised.
那么我撒谎了 So I lied.
-别做那个 -为什么不行? -Don't do that. -Why not?
-因为 -因为什么? -Because. -Because what?
因为我不想要你做, 我告诉你了 Because I don't want you to. I told you.
有什么不行, 我只是把手放那儿又没动? What is wrong with my just keeping my hand there and not moving it?
但你不只是把手放那儿又没动 But you don't just keep your hand there without moving it.
-我这次会的 -我不相信你 -I will this time. -I don't believe you.
-我保证 -你上次保证了 -I promise. -You promised last time.
我交叉手指保证 I had my fingers crossed.
最后一次警告, 别做那个 For the last time, don't do that.
-别做什么? -你一清二楚什么 -Don't do what? -You know damn well what.
不, 我没做, 我没做什么 No, I don't. I am doing nothing.
那么停止没做什么 Well, then stop doing nothing.
哇, 你姐姐乔伊丝真性感 Boy, your sister Joyce sure is sexy.
对, 但她不漂白她头发甚至还好 Yeah, but she looked even better before she bleached her hair.
我仍然觉得她很性感 I still think she's sexy.
我仍然说她讨厌 I still say she's a creep.
哇! Whoa!
你们介意在别的地方做吗? Would you mind doing that someplace else?
这是我的房子, 你懂吗? 这是我的聚会 It's my house, you know? It's my party.
菲普斯小姐当监护人真的好认真 Boy, that Miss Phipps sure takes her chaperone real seriously.
她在聚会上比甚至在学校里都讨人嫌 She's a bigger drag at parties than she even is at school.
-但她仍然是学校里最性感的老师 -对, 也是最保守的 -But she's still the sexiest teacher at school. -Yeah, and the most uptight.
至少他们不会有兴致 At least they're not enjoying it.
-趴在地上 -怎么回事? -Get on the ground. -What's going on here?
只管安静 Just keep quiet.
你在看什么? What are you looking at?
哦! Oh!
乔伊丝, 她在脱去全部衣服 Joyce, she's taking off all her clothes.
快, 让我看看 Come on. Let me see.
哇! Whoa!
哦! Oh, wow!
看这个! Look at this!
-哦哦! 菲利! -什么? -Uh-oh! Philly! -What?
-什么? -哎呀! -What? -Yipes!
嗨, 菲普斯小姐 Oh, hi, Miss Phipps.
-菲利, 你在干什么? -锻炼 -Philly, what are you doing? -Exercise.
一... One...
二... and two...
-你没事吧? -没事 -Are you all right? -Yeah.
菲利... Philly...
你在偷窥女人更衣? were you peeking at a girl in the bathroom?
不, 我在锻炼 No, I was exercising.
我知道你这种年龄很正常 I know it's normal for a boy your age to be curious
-对异性好奇 -是的, 小姐 -about the other sex. -Yes, ma'am.
菲利, 问题是要找年龄更适合你的姑娘 Philly, the thing is to find girls whose age is more appropriate for you.
是的, 小姐 Yes, ma'am.
让我们回去聚会, 为你找个舞伴 Let's go back to the party and find someone for you to dance with.
我们本该这周去加拿大钓鱼之旅 And we were supposed to go on a fishing trip to Canada this week.
-你怎么没去? -我爸爸有趟愚蠢的生意之旅优先了 -How come you didn't? -My dad has a dumb business trip to take first.
现在我不得不等上讨厌的三周 Now I have to wait three lousy weeks.
-反正你去也没多少乐趣 -我肯定会有 -You wouldn't have had much fun anyway. -Aw, sure I would.
菲利! Philly!
-哎? -午餐怎么吃? -Yeah? -What about lunch?
-我会在机场跟我爸爸吃 -好 -I'm gonna eat at the airport with my dad. -All right.
那么你想何时吃晚餐? At what time would you like to have your dinner then?
-我想大约七点 -会不会太晚了? -About 7:00 I guess. -Won't that be too late?
-不会 -那么好吧 -No. -All right then.
听你的, 少爷 Whatever you say, sir.
-这是你的新女管家, 玛萝小姐? -是的 -That's your new housekeeper, Miss Mallow? -Yeah.
你觉得她多大年纪? How old do you think she is?
我不知道, 25或30岁, 但没有以前的管家老 I don't know. 25 or 30. Old, but not as old as the rest we've had.
-觉得她好上床吗? -我不知道, 也许 -Think she puts out? -I dunno. Maybe.
-早上好, 菲利 -早上好, 格林先生 -Morning, Philly. -Oh, morning, Mr. Green.
-觉得她会跟园丁做吗? -我不知道, 也许 -Think she'll do it for the gardener? -I dunno. Maybe.
觉得她会跟司机做吗? Think she'll do it for the chauffer?
人渣莱斯特? 没人会跟他做 Lester the frou? Nobody would do it for him.
-我想我最好送你到大门 -对, 我想你最好 -I think I'd better walk you to the gate. -Yeah, I think you'd better.
觉得她会跟你做吗? Think she'd do it for you?
-跟我? -对 -For me? -Yeah.
当然, 呃, 也许 Definitely. Well, maybe.
如果你三击不中出局 Well, if you strike out with her,
千万记住派她到我这来, 好吗? just remember to send her over to me, okay?
你怎么了, 疯了吗? 你甚至摸不到球棒 What are you, crazy? You wouldn't even get up to bat.
那是你以为的 Yeah, that's what you think.
格林, 拜托离车远点, 我刚洗了它 Green, please stay away from the car. I just washed it.
行 Sure.
你看见你干的事了? Do you see what you've done here?
是的 Yeah.
-这就是你必须跟我说的全部? -不 -Is that all that you have to say to me? -No.
你得到一堆粪在车上 You got a pile of shit on that car.
嗯哼, 我会教训你... Mm-hmm. I'll tell you some...
嗨, 乔伊丝 Hi, Joyce.
嗨, 菲利 Oh. Hi, Philly.
你们孩子不能找别的地方玩吗? Can't you children find someplace else to play?
你自己去找别的地方, 我们先来的 Go find someplace else yourself. We were here first.
哇, 她真是个讨厌鬼 Boy, what a creep she is.
谢谢 Thank you.
我本该这暑假去野营, 好远离她 I should have gone to camp this summer just to get away from her.
-你怎么不去? -怎么不去? -How come you didn't? -How come?
因为我得去该死的巡游 'Cause I gotta go on this goddamn cruise
跟我爸妈和我讨厌的姐姐 with my parents and my creepy sister
去该死的火奴鲁鲁 to goddamn Honolulu.
我们要学该死的草裙舞 We're gonna learn the goddamn hula-hula.
好极了 Pretty good.
谢尔曼, 你们想吃点什么吗? Sherman, would you boys like something to eat?
不想 No.
谢谢 Thank you.
-猜猜她多老了 -多老了? -Guess how old she is. -How old?
110岁! 1 10!
我想知道她长什么样子 I wonder what she looks like.
你什么意思"她长什么样子"? What do you mean "what she looks like"?
我是说在她的制服底下 I mean under her uniform.
我的女管家? My housekeeper?
不, 我的女管家, 玛萝小姐 No, my housekeeper. Miss Mallow.
你有病 You're sick.
我不在时你负责一切, 菲利 You take care of everything while I'm away, Philly.
你现在是一家之主了, 你知道吗 You're the man of the house now, you know.
好 Right.
菲利, 我但愿你妈妈还活着 Philly, I wish your mother were alive
好让她能看见你现在能自己照顾自己多么好 so she could see how well you can handle yourself now.
总之, 你听莱斯特的, 指点新女管家窍门 Well, anyway, you listen to Lester and show the new housekeeper the ropes.
你觉得你能对付她吗? You think you can handle her?
-行 -好 -Right. -Good.
莱斯特, 看在老天份上, 别这样对待我的行李 Lester, for God sakes, don't treat my luggage like that.
我很抱歉, 菲尔摩尔先生 I'm very sorry, Mr. Fillmore.
里面有重要东西, 你知道吗? There are some important things in there. Are you aware of that?
知道, 我时刻牢记, 先生 Yes, I am relentlessly aware of that, sir.
谢谢你, 莱斯特, 好... Thank you, Lester. Well...
那么我猜没别的事了 So, I guess there's nothing else.
我们就说再见吧 We'll just say good-bye.
别做任何我不会做的事 Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
旅途愉快, 爸爸 Have a good trip, Dad.
多谢 Thanks.
我们停在这干什么? What are we stopping here for?
我是说, 这不是仆人入口吗? I mean, isn't this the servant's entrance?
没错 Yes.
你通常不是送我到正门下车吗? Don't you usually drop me off in front of the house?
通常是的 Usually.
那么? So?
那么这次我不 So, this time I didn't.
你下车好吗, 菲利? Will you be getting out here then, Philly?
谢谢, 菲利 Thank you, Philly.
菲利? Philly?
你介意我们谈谈吗? Do you mind if we talk?
谈什么? What about?
泛泛而谈 Things in general.
比如什么? Like what?
我不知道, 随便你喜欢谈什么 I don't know. Whatever you like.
比如说你平时做什么事? Like what do you do with your time?
我猜没多少事 Not too much, I guess.
我休息的晚上在这地方有什么事好做? What is there for me to do in this area on my nights off?
我不知道, 我猜市区有家影院 I don't know. There's a movie theater downtown,
有家药店和两家酒吧 a drugstore and a couple of bars, I guess.
真的没多少事好做 Not too much really.
其他姑娘们怎么过休息夜的? What did the other girls do on their nights off?
我是说其他女管家们 I mean the other housekeepers.
其他女管家们算不上你说的姑娘们 The other housekeepers aren't exactly what you'd call girls.
她们大多是上了年纪的女人 They were mostly elderly women.
她们的休息夜大多去睡觉 Their nights off, they mostly went to sleep.
你是说你的前女管家们大多是妈妈桑? You mean your previous housekeepers have been elderly women mostly?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
你对此一定没多大兴趣 That must not have been too interesting for you.
你什么意思? What do you mean?
我是说15岁少男对此没多大兴趣, 不是吗? I mean it must not have been too interesting for a young man of 15, is it?
我就要16岁了, 我不确定明白了你所指, 你什么意思? Going on 16. I'm not sure I got your point. What do you mean?
你一定没有这么兴趣盎然 It must not have been so interesting
跟妈妈桑女管家对面而坐 to sit across from your elderly housekeepers
往她们的衣服里面看, 就像你此刻看我一样 and look up their dresses like you're looking up mine right now.
为什么你说这种事情? Why do you say things like that?
为什么我不该说? Well, why shouldn't I?
因为这让我难为情, 这就是为什么 Because they embarrass me, that's why.
菲利, 我是在逗你 Philly, I was only teasing you.
你很开心吗? Did you have a good time?
-哦, 是的 -很好 -Oh, yeah. -Very good.
嗨, 我当时真的不想让你难为情 Hey, I did not want to embarrass you. Really.
-好吧 -你会原谅我吗? -All right. -Will you forgive me?
我不知道 I don't know.
我今下午打算购物, 你能送我去商店吗? I planned to do some shopping this afternoon. Can you drop me at the store?
呃, 玛萝小姐, 我想 Well, Miss Mallow, I suppose.
我十点钟有个约会, 我不能迟到, 但是没问题 I do have an appointment at 10:00. I can't be late, but sure.
我真的很感激 I'd really appreciate that.
但我能先换下制服吗? 没关系吧? But can I change out of my uniform first? Is that all right?
没事, 只是不要耽误太久 It's fine. Just don't be all day about it.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谢谢你久等, 莱斯特 Thank you for waiting, Lester.
妮可, 一切进展如何? Well, Nicole, how is everything going?
很好, 莱斯特 Just fine, Lester.
你看来跟菲利相处很好 You seem to be getting along with Philly very well.
那么何时你搞上他? So when are you gonna get it on with him?
-我不知道 -你不知道? -I don't know. -You don't know?
听着, 可爱内裤, 菲尔摩尔先生的旅程短暂 Now listen, sweet pants, Mr. Fillmore's trip is a short one
整件事必须在他回来前生米煮成熟饭 and this whole thing has to be over and done with by the time he gets back.
但是莱斯特, 他只是个15岁男孩 But, Lester, he's just a 15-year-old boy.
15岁年龄再好不过 15 is the perfect age.
想想 Just think,
你给他私密授业 you're giving him private lessons...
高级教育 an advanced education.
我就是对此感觉很糟 I just feel bad about it.
如果你不做, 你会感觉糟得多 If you don't do it, you're gonna feel a lot worse.
这是威胁吗, 莱斯特? Is this a threat, Lester?
正是如此 That is exactly what it is.
菲利, 别留在这 Philly, don't leave it there.
什么? What?
我说了别把你的单车留在这 I said don't leave your bike there.
为什么不行? Why not?
不安全 It's not safe.
-为什么不安全? -它可能被压坏 -Why not? -It might get run over,
损毁, 破坏得面目全非 disfigured, mangled beyond recognition.
被谁? By who?
粗心的开车人 Careless motorists.
这车道上没有车来车往 Well, there aren't any motorists in this driveway...
除了你 except you.
行动! Go!
我上来了 I'm up.
-拿着这东西 -好 -Take the stuff. -Okay.
拿好了? 我上来了 Got it? I'm coming up.
好 Okay.
-啊! -你没事吧? -Ow! -You okay?
-没事 -给我相机 -Yeah. -Give me the camera.
好 Okay.
安静, 现在数到三 Keep quiet. Now, on three.
-好 -好 -Okay. -Okay.
一二三, 行动! One... two... three. Go!
-你没事吧? -我没事 -You okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.
-好 -我的肚子救了我 -Okay. -My stomach helped me.
她来了 Here she comes.
-好 -耶 -Okay. -Oh, yes.
-她在解开制服纽扣! -好极了! -She's unbuttoning her uniform! -This'll be great!
-耶! -她正在做! -Oh, yes! -She's doin' it!
-耶! -这太好了, 换干净内衣 -Oh, yes! -This is gonna be terrific. Clean underwear.
她走了 There she goes.
行动! Go!
哦, 这太好了 Oh, this is gonna be terrific.
卧倒! Hit the deck!
好 Okay.
只是查看 Just check.
现在怎么样? What'll it be now?
她走了吗? 我不敢看 Is she gone? I'm afraid to look.
该死! Aw, damn it!
不 Oh, no.
该死! 浪费一晚上! Damn it! What a wasted night!
我希望你没有让她心情不好 I hope you haven't been upsetting her.
-什么? -玛萝小姐 -What? -Miss Mallow.
我希望你没有让她心情不好 I hope you haven't been upsetting her.
她不能心情不好 She shouldn't be upset.
为什么? Why not?
她的心脏, 她上回打工心脏病轻微发作 Her heart. She had a mild attack on her last job.
所以她不得不走人 That's why she had to leave.
你在跟我开玩笑 You're kidding me.
你是说她没有告诉你? You mean she didn't tell you?
没有 No.
真的? 我还以为你俩无话不谈呢 Really? I thought you two told each other everything.
哇! Whoa!
你今天怎么了, 菲利? What's the matter with you today, Philly?
嗯? Huh?
你整天不跟我说一句话 You've hardly said a word to me all day.
哦 Oh.
你因为我逗你说你往我衣服里面看生气了? Are you mad at me for teasing you for looking up my dress?
不是 No.
-你确定? -是的 -Are you sure? -Yeah.
那么是什么事? Well, then what is it?
我不知道 I dunno.
你太疲倦了没法跟我说话? Are you too tired to talk to me?
我猜是的 I guess so.
骑一天单车好辛苦, 嗯? Hard day on the old bike, huh?
进来, 亲爱的 Come inside, dear.
好, 好, 好 Well, well, well.
是啊, 天大的事情 Yes, well, big deal.
如果你这么想看我宽衣解带 If you want to watch me undress so badly,
为什么你不告诉我? why don't you tell me?
什么? What?
我说如果你这么想看我宽衣解带 I said if you want to watch me undress so badly,
你本该告诉我 you should have told me.
你什么意思? What do you mean?
你想不想看我宽衣解带? Well, do you want to watch me undress?
当然想 Well, sure.
我猜是的 I guess so.
-去关门 -什么? -Go and close the door. -What?
我说关门 I said close the door.
我不确定我明白了 I'm not sure I got you right.
你想要我在里面还是外面? Did you want me in or out?
你想不想看我宽衣解带? Well, do you want to watch me undress?
-我猜是的 -那么在里面 -I guess so. -Well, in then.
请坐 Have a seat.
准备好了? Ready?
你仍然要我吗, 菲利? You still with me, Philly?
-请再说一遍? -你仍然想要我继续吗? -Pardon? -Do you still want me to continue?
是的, 是的, 请 Yeah. Yes, please.
不无聊吧? Not growing bored?
你确定? Are you sure?
哦, 是的 Oh, yes.
那么? Well?
嗯? Huh?
你觉得它们怎样? What do you think of them?
嗯? Huh?
我的双峰, 你觉得它们如何? My breasts, how do you like them?
哦, 好看 Oh... nice.
它们非常好看 They're very nice.
那么? Well?
你想摸它们吗? Would you like to touch them?
摸它们? Touch them?
对 Yes.
不, 现在不 No. Not right now.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你确定? Are you sure?
是的, 也许以后吧 Yeah. Maybe later.
好 Okay.
但你还是想要我继续吧 But you still want me to continue though.
是的, 请 Yes, please.
给 Here.
我想我现在最好走了 I think I'd better go now.
哦, 这么快? Oh, so soon?
你不呆一会吗? You won't stay?
不, 我很抱歉, 我想不行 No. I'm sorry. I don't think so.
哦, 真可惜 Oh, what a pity.
好吧, 晚安, 菲利 All right. Good night, Philly.
晚安 Good night.
-还有谢谢你, 我真的很享受 -不, 谢谢你 -And thank you. I really enjoyed it. -No. Thank you.
我们应该改天再来一次 We should do this again sometime.
是的, 谢谢你 Yeah. Thank you.
哦, 菲利, 是你 Oh, Philly, it's you.
嗨, 弗洛伦丝 Hi, Florence.
谢尔曼, 找你! Sherman, it's for you!
-串门是不是有点太晚了? -我们正在厨房做奶昔 -Isn't it a little late for visitors? -We're makin' milkshakes in the kitchen.
好极了, 你绝对猜不到我刚碰到什么好事 Great. You'll never guess what just happened to me.
-什么事? -你想猜吗? -What? -You wanna guess?
-不想 -哦 -No. -Oh.
哦, 你们男孩有正业想讨论? Oh, you boys have business you wanna discuss?
失陪 Excuse me.
离开这儿, 讨厌鬼 Get out of here, you creep.
-那么怎么回事? -哦 -So, what's up? -Oh.
好吧, 大约十分钟前 Okay. Well, about ten minutes ago,
我路过玛萝小姐的卧室 I'm walking past Miss Mallow's bedroom,
她在过道挡住我, 问我是否想进去 and she stops me in the hall and asks me if I wanna come inside.
是吗? Yeah?
于是我说行, 就进去了 So I say "sure" and I go inside.
然后她问我是否想看她脱到一丝不挂 Then she asks me if I wanna watch her strip naked.
一丝不挂? Naked?
对, 于是我说行, 于是她就做了 Yeah. So I say "sure" and so she does.
她脱掉所有衣服 She takes off all her clothes.
一切, 我是说一切 Everything. And I mean everything.
那么然后? So then what?
你什么意思"那么然后"? What do you mean "so then what?"
那么然后我过来告诉你 So then I came here to tell you.
你在开我玩笑? Are you kidding me?
嗨, 为什么你觉得我在开你玩笑? Hey, why do you think I'm kidding you?
我觉得你天天晚上干你的女管家! I suppose you screw your housekeeper every goddamn night!
不是天天晚上 Not every night.
你和老弗洛伦丝真是绝配, 你知道吗 Oh, you and old Florence make a great couple. You know that.
-哎? -有什么不对吗? -Yeah? -Is something wrong?
没有没有, 为什么问? No. No, why?
你为昨晚尴尬? Are you embarrassed about last night?
没有, 为什么问? No. Why?
你确定你昨晚看见我一丝不挂不尴尬? Are you sure you're not embarrassed about seeing me naked last night?
没有, 为什么你问? No. Why do you ask?
为什么你今晚不来拜访我 Why don't you come and visit me tonight
在我洗好餐具之后? after I've finished with the dishes?
我们可以谈谈 We could talk.
谢尔曼, 菲利, 我想要你们今天练习反手抽击 Sherm, Philly, I want you boys to work on your backhand today.
嗨! 我想要你们再也别偷窥女生更衣室了 Hey, hey! I don't want you peeking in the girls locker room anymore either, huh?
-嗯? -好 -Huh? -Okay.
去练习 Go out and get 'em.
哇, 那男人真怪! Boy, that guy is weird!
对, 他和莱斯特是绝配 Yeah, him and Lester would make a great couple.
他还好, 他本可以把我们开除出俱乐部 He's okay. He could have gotten us thrown out of the club.
-什么? 仅仅因为被抓住偷窥女生? -当然 -What? For just copping a peek at the girls? -Sure.
如果我们本该被开除 If we could have got thrown out for that,
你跟玛萝的事本可能让你被逮捕 what you did with Mallow could have gotten you arrested.
闭嘴打网球好吗? 好 Shut up and play tennis, huh? Okay.
见鬼! Aw, damn it!
哦, 我搞不懂! Oh, I don't know!
哦, 谢尔曼, 捡起球 Oh, Sherman, pick up the balls.
我是说, 你太没耐心了 I mean, you're very impatient.
现在你准备好了? Now you ready?
-是的 -看球! -Yeah. -Here it comes!
你是笨蛋! You moron!
傻笨蛋! 好痛! You stupid moron! That hurt!
好了, 快击球 Okay, come on. Hit the ball.
嗨, 菲利 Hey, Philly,
玛萝姐姐的球有这么大吗? were old Mallow's knockers this big?
什么? What?
-你知道这不公平, 你知道吗? -太糟了! -You know that's not fair. You know that? -Too bad!
好了, 快击球 All right. Come on. Hit it.
你怎么不摸它们? How come you didn't touch 'em?
我不知道怎么 I didn't know how.
你只要这样抓住它们然后捏 You just grab 'em like this and squeeze.
你知道什么? How the hell would you know?
你上次看球是在什么时候? When was the last time you saw a knocker?
嗨, 菲利, 苏埃伦·特纳一美元就给你看 Hey, Philly, Sue Ellen Turner will let you look at hers for a dollar.
你怎么不摸它们? 嗯, 大男生? How come you didn't touch 'em? Huh, big boy?
呃, 她必须有心情 Well, she's gotta be in the mood.
此外, 我爱好的是大腿 Besides, I'm a leg man.
你知道吗你疯了 You know you're crazy.
-你准备好了? -是的! -You ready? -Yeah!
你准备好再一次吗? You ready again?
是的, 快开始 Yeah, come on. Let's go.
反手抽击, 菲利 Backhand, Philly.
-反手抽击 -是, 特拉维斯先生 -Backhand. -Yes, sir, Mr. Travis.
可悲 Pathetic.
我们开始, 击球 Let's go. Hit it.
一定要告诉我今晚的事 Be sure and tell me about tonight,
情人男孩 lover boy.
进来 Come in.
嗨 Hi.
我去你房间找你你不在 I looked for you in your room and you weren't there.
你说你想跟我谈谈? You said you wanted to talk to me?
进来, 菲利, 进来 Come in, Philly. Come in.
你在我爸爸的浴缸里干什么? What are you doing in my father's bathtub?
哦, 我想他不会介意我用他的浴缸 Oh, I don't think he would have minded my using his primie.
-你呢? -不, 我猜不介意 -Do you? -No, I guess not.
你想帮我搓背吗? Would you like to wash my back?
呃... Well...
你想加入我吗? Would you like to join me?
我想什么? Would I like to what?
跟我一起洗澡? Take a bath with me?
你是说我现在进去跟你洗? You mean in there with you right now?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
为什么你不试试? Why don't you try it?
也许你会喜欢 Maybe you'll like it.
呃, 我可能进去不太合适 Well, I probably wouldn't even fit in there.
哦, 你合适 Oh, yes you would.
我保证 I promise.
你也许想要我脱掉全部衣服? You mean you want me to take off all my clothes and everything?
你通常穿着衣服洗澡吗? Do you usually wear them when you take a bath?
不, 通常不 No, not usually.
哦, 快点, 菲利 Oh, come on, Philly.
我甚至不会看 I won't even look.
我不知道 I don't know.
哦, 快, 会是一场冒险 Oh, come on. It will be an adventure.
呃... 好吧 Well... all right.
好 Good.
嗨, 你去哪儿? Hey, where are you going?
去脱衣服 To get undressed.
哇, 你好 Well, hello.
嗨 Hi.
你不想脱掉你的浴袍加入我吗? Don't you want to take your robe off and join me?
好, 稍等 Okay, just a sec.
泳裤? Bathing trunks?
真不寻常 Well, that's marvelous.
你不脱掉吗? Won't you take them off?
不 No.
呃, 那么好吧 Well, all right then.
穿着你的泳裤进浴缸来 Come in the bath with your bathing trunks.
现在小心 Now be careful.
小心, 注意 Be careful. Watch it.
我帮你洗肩 I'll wash your shoulder.
好, 感觉怎么样? Well, how does that feel?
你确定你不想脱掉? Are you sure you don't want to take them off?
好, 有个条件 Okay, under one condition.
什么条件? And what's that?
我们熄掉灯 That we put out the lights.
成交 It's a deal.
小心 Be careful.
-我能帮你吗? -不, 谢了 -Can I help you? -No thanks.
我想我现在最好走了 I think I'd better go now.
菲利, 等等 Philly, wait a second.
-你等会好吗? -什么? -Wait a second, will you? -What?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你会原谅我吗? Will you forgive me?
好 Okay.
嗨, 证明 Hey, prove it.
如何证明? How?
今晚跟我睡觉 By sleeping with me tonight.
不, 谢了 No thanks.
为什么不? Why not?
呃, 我之前在夏令营里曾经试过一次 Well, I tried it once before in summer camp
我知道了实际上你没法睡好 and I know for a fact that you can't
当晚上有别人跟你睡一个铺位 get a good night's sleep when someone else is in the same bunk with you.
谢谢你, 今晚已经很销魂 Well, thank you. It's been a lovely evening.
那就表示你不是铁石心肠 Just to show that there's no hard feelings,
你愿意吻我晚安吗? would you kiss me good night?
好 Okay.
我吻你晚安好不好? Is it all right if I kiss you good night?
我猜好 I guess so.
洗澡! 你在开玩笑? Bath! Are you kidding?
给我你的手 Give me your hand.
见鬼谁会跟别人一起洗澡? Who the heck takes baths with other people?
我是说, 除了日本人 Except for the Japanese I mean.
你听说过有谁吗? Have you heard of any?
没有, 除了日本人 No. Nobody except the Japanese.
-你碰了吗? -什么? -Did you touch 'em? -What?
她的乳房, 你碰了吗? Her knockers, did you touch them?
-呃, 算是吧 -你什么意思"算是"? -Well, sort of. -What do you mean "sort of'?
谢谢, 你碰了还是没有? Thank you. Did you or didn't you?
呃, 我的手没有, 我的手肘有 Well, not with my hands. With my elbows.
那样是不是让女人热起来 Doesn't that get broads hot,
碰她们的乳房, 即使是用你的手肘? touching their knockers, even with your elbows?
我不知道 I don't know.
管她呢 Aw, to hell with this.
好姑娘让你碰她的乳房 Nice girls let you touch their knockers
是她喜欢你, 或者她想跟你确定关系 if they like you or if they're going steady with you.
如果她让你比这更进一步 If they let you get any farther than that,
要么她一定是妓女, 要么她想跟你结婚, 对不对? either they have to be a whore or they're married to you, isn't that right?
我不知道 I don't know.
嗨, 菲利, 别挡了我的阳光, 好吗? Hey, Philly, stay out of my sun, all right?
-嗨, 菲利, 你想知道我怎么想吗? -什么? -Hey, Philly, you wanna know what I think? -What?
-我想玛萝小姐是妓女 -不, 她不是 -I think Miss Mallow's a whore. -No, she's not.
-她就是 -不, 她不是 -Yes, she is. -No, she's not.
只因为她跟我一起洗澡不意味她就是妓女 Just because she took a bath with me doesn't make her a whore.
-许多人跟别人一起洗澡 -谁? -Lots of people take baths with other people. -Who?
日本人, 你自己说的 The Japanese. You said so yourself.
也许她有部分日本人血统? Maybe she's part Japanese?
嗨, 菲利, 想知道我还怎么想吗? Hey, Philly, wanna know what else I think?
-什么? -我想你恋上她了 -What? -I think you're falling for her.
-你疯了 -不, 我没有 -You're crazy. -No, I'm not.
-谢尔曼 -什么事? -Well, Sherman. -What?
听着, 谢尔曼 Listen, Sherman.
什么事? What?
你觉得要是一个男生碰一个女人的乳房... Do you think that if a guy touches a woman's knockers...
不是在约会中, 而是在他自己家中... not on a date, but in his own house...
觉得这仍然算上二垒吗? think it would still count as getting to second base?
用他的手碰还是用他的手肘碰? With his hands or with his elbows?
-用他的手碰 -不, 我觉得要真正约会 -With his hands. -No, I think it has to be on a real date.
别做任何我不会做的事 Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
借过 Excuse me.
不好意思, 借过 I'm sorry. Excuse me.
借过, 借过... Excuse me. Oh, excuse me, I'm...
哦, 嗨, 乔伊丝 Oh, hi, Joyce.
-嗨 -快来 -Hi. -Come on.
你不觉得她是最美的人之一吗? Don't you think she's one of the most fantastic creatures?
-我更喜欢你 -你要让我脸红了 -I like you better. -You'll make me blush.
等一会 Hold on a second.
-喂? -喂, 儿子 -Hello? -Hello, son.
哦, 嗨, 爸爸 Oh, hi, Dad.
-你好吗, 菲利? -好极了, 真的很好极了 -How you doin', Philly? -Great. Just great.
好好, 这里也很好 Good. Good. Well, it's going pretty good here too,
我回来有许多事讲给你听 and I've got a lot to tell you when I get back.
顺便问, 新单车上手了吗? 有问题吗? By the way, how's the new bike working out? Any snags?
-没有, 单车很好 -哦, 那就好 -Oh, no. The bike's just fine. -Oh, that's good.
我听到很高兴, 还有玛萝小姐, 她也上手了吗? Glad to hear it. And Miss Mallow, is she working out okay too?
对, 玛萝小姐也上手很顺利 Oh, yes. Miss Mallow's working out fine too.
哦, 好 Oh, good.
让她接, 好吗? Put her on, will you?
-你想跟她谈? -对 -You want to talk to her? -Yeah.
她现在不在, 她在上洗手间 She's not here right now. She's in the john.
什么事这么好笑? What's so funny?
哦, 没什么, 爸爸 Oh, nothing, Dad.
好, 菲利, 听着 Oh. Well, Philly, look.
我现在不得不挂电话了 I'm gonna have to get off the phone now.
在明天开会前我有许多工作要做 I've got a lot of work to do before tomorrow's meeting.
替我向玛萝小姐说晚安, 好吗? Say good night to Miss Mallow for me, will you?
好, 我会为您向玛萝小姐说晚安, 爸爸 Okay, I'll say good night to Miss Mallow for you, Dad.
-你现在保重, 嗯? -好, 爸爸 -And you take care now, huh? -Okay, Dad.
-好, 儿子, 晚安 -晚安, 爸爸 -Okay, son. Good night. -Good night, Dad.
让我帮你 Let me help you.
谢谢 Thank you.
听我说 Listen.
我们要不要... Are we going to...
你懂的? you know?
你想吗? Would you like to?
只是有一件事 Except for one thing.
什么事? What?
呃, 我真的不知道怎么做 Well, I don't really know how.
我可以给你示范 Well, I might be able to show you.
好 Good.
在我们开始前我想说一件事 I'd just like to say one thing before we start.
-什么事? -我尊重你 -What? -That I respect you.
我不觉得你是妓女或类似的 I don't think that you're a whore or anything like that.
你非常甜蜜, 菲利 That's very sweet of you, Philly.
我要说我准备跟你结婚... I'd also say that I'm prepared to marry you...
无论你何时开口 whenever you say.
哦, 你不必这样说 Oh, you don't have to say that.
不, 我不只是说, 我不只是钓着你 No, I'm not just saying that. I'm not just handing you a line or anything.
我想跟你结婚 I wanna marry you.
哦, 菲利, 听我说 Oh, Philly, listen to me.
一个男人和一个女人结婚只应该在 A man and a woman should only get married
他们想一起组建家庭的时候 when they want to raise a family together
或者他们想一起生活的时候 or they want to live together.
这有什么错? What's wrong with that?
一个男人和一个女人结婚只应该在 A man and a woman should only get married
他们爱彼此的时候 when they love each other.
但是我真的爱你 But I do love you.
难道你不爱我? Don't you love me?
-我猜爱 -但你不想跟我结婚 -I guess so. -But you don't want to marry me.
-对不对? -我没有那么说 -Is that it? -I didn't say that.
你没有那么说, 但是你那么想, 对不对? You didn't say that, but that's what you were thinking, isn't it?
某个傻小孩刚告诉你他爱你, 想跟你结婚 Some silly-ass little kid has just told you that he loves you and wants to marry you.
可能你只是憋住别笑出声来 It's probably all you can do to keep from laughing out loud.
-菲利, 你错了 -我没弄错 -Philly, you're wrong. -I'm not wrong.
我本该闭紧我的大嘴巴 I should have kept my big mouth shut.
你什么? You what?
你求她嫁给你? You asked her to marry you?
你怎么了, 有病? What are you, sick?
我知道, 我本该故作冷静, 从长计议 I know. I should have played it cool, strung her along a while.
你得这样对待女人 That's the way you have to treat women.
那么告诉我, 你上了二垒吗? So tell me, did you get to second base?
-上了, 当然 -好玩吗? -Oh, yeah, sure. -Was it fun?
当然, 你懂的 Oh, sure. You know.
-但为什么你非要求她嫁给你? -什么? -But why'd you have to ask her to marry you? -What?
如果她那么好上, 她可能是妓女 If she's that easy, she's probably a whore.
-她不是妓女 -就是 -She is not a whore. -Is too.
不是 Is not.
听我说, 我只想为我做的事道歉 Listen. I just wanted to apologize for the way I've been acting.
我猜我最近一直行为很不成熟 Guess I've been acting very juvenile lately,
我很抱歉 and I'm sorry.
好吗? Okay?
好, 我猜我们可以先稳定关系一阵子 Well, I guess we might just go steady for a while.
好极了! Fantastic!
我喜欢你穿的衣服 I love that dress you're wearing.
-真的很美 -谢谢夸奖 -It's really beautiful. -Thank you.
你今晚打算带我到哪里? Well, where do you plan to take me tonight?
我有个我知道的小地方, 我想你会喜欢它 I have this little place that I know. I think you'll enjoy it.
哦, 莱斯特看起来心情很好 Oh, Lester seems to be in a good mood.
我也是 So am I.
请上车 Hop in.
谢谢你的胸花, 真的很美 Thank you for the corsage. It's truly beautiful.
我很高兴你喜欢 Oh, glad you like it.
两份烤里脊牛排 And the Chateaubriand for two.
-谢谢 -谢谢 -Thank you. -Thank you.
我想我要一杯白葡萄酒搭配它 And I think I'll have a glass of white wine to go with it.
女士可能搞错了 Madame is perhaps mistaken.
红肉我们用红葡萄酒搭配 With the red meat we have the red wine.
抱歉, 这位女士更喜欢白葡萄酒 Excuse me. The lady prefers the white wine.
我想要你端来她更喜欢的 I'd like you to bring her what she prefers.
悉听尊便, 先生, 你是老板, 不是吗? Whatever you say, monsieur. You are the boss, no?
因为他是个非常好的男朋友 因为他是个非常好的男朋友 For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow
因为他是个非常好的男朋友 For he's a jolly good fellow
没有人能否认 Which nobody can deny
先生想要甜点吗? Monsieur wish some dessert?
也许拿破仑派? The Napoleon peut-etre?
兰姆酒糕? 巧克力慕思? The rhum au baba? The mousse au chocolat?
这慕思非常合适你, 女士 The mousse is very nice for you, madame.
它, 怎么说呢, 腴美 It is, how you say, succulent.
不, 非常感谢, 我们够了 No. Thank you very much. We've had enough.
先生想要咖啡吗? Monsieur wishes a coffee?
茶? 爱斯普利索咖啡? The tea? The espresso?
卡普契诺咖啡? 山咖牌去咖啡因咖啡? The cappuccino? The Sanka brand decaffeinated coffee?
卡普契诺咖啡非常合适你, 女士 The cappuccino is very nice for you, madame.
不, 谢谢, 我们真的够了 No, thank you. Really, we've had enough.
女士想要餐后酒吗? Madame wishes the after-dinner liqueur?
卡噜哇酒, 森布卡酒, 阿帕雷特酒? The Kahlua, the Sambuca, the Aparet?
我说我们够了 I said we've had enough.
啊啊啊 Ah, ah, ah.
先生想要餐后薄荷吗, 弗兰戈薄荷 Monsieur wishes the after-dinner mint. The Frango mint.
买单, 我们可以买单吗? The check. May we just have the check please?
谢谢你, 莱斯特 Thank you, Lester.
-谢谢你的迷人一晚 -不客气 -And thank you for a lovely evening. -You're welcome.
你相信那个有着滑稽口音的侍者吗? Did you believe that waiter with his funny accent?
天哪, 我好为你骄傲 Oh, God. I'm so proud of you.
你是真正的绅士, 你知道吗? You're a real gentleman, you know?
玛萝小姐... Miss Mallow...
我爱你 I love you.
哎哟! Ouch!
哦, 对不起 Oh, sorry.
菲利, 你开灯好吗? Philly, turn on the lights, will you?
抱歉, 我伤到你了吗? Excuse me, but am I hurting you?
玛萝小姐, 你没事吧? Miss Mallow, are you okay?
玛萝小姐? Miss Mallow?
哦, 不 Oh, no.
玛萝小姐? Miss Mallow?
哦, 我的天! 她死了! Oh, my God! She's dead!
菲利, 怎么了? 怎么了? Philly, what is it? What is it?
-怎么了? -我杀了... -What is it? -I killed...
-冷静 -我杀了她 -Calm down. -I killed her.
-菲利, 你说什么? -我杀了玛萝小姐! -Philly, what are you saying? -I killed Miss Mallow!
快来 Come on.
她死了 She's dead.
我想知道这事怎么发生的, 菲利 I want to know how this happened, Philly.
我想知道你干了什么丑事, 我想要你告诉我 I want to know what filthy thing you were doing. I want you to tell me.
一定是她的心脏病 It must have been her heart.
她说了她的心脏很弱 She said she had a weak heart.
接线员, 给我接警察局 Operator, get me the police.
不要! Don't!
-求你不要告诉他们是我干的! -请稍等 -Please don't tell them I did it! -Hold please.
你想要我告诉他们什么? 是我干的? What do you want me to tell them? That I did it?
或者是她自己干的? Or that she did it herself?
他们不会相信的, 你知道吗 They're not going to believe that, you know.
别跟他们说任何事! 你不要报警! Don't tell them anything! You don't have to call them!
求你挂掉电话, 莱斯特! 我愿做任何事! 求你帮帮我! Please hang up the phone, Lester! I'll do anything! Please just help me!
很好 Very well.
我可以建议我们先把她盖起来吗? May I suggest we begin by covering her up?
也许我们应该把她放到凉爽的地方, 好让她不会腐烂得太快 Perhaps we should put her somewhere where it's cool so she doesn't rot too quickly.
这些食物你怎么办? 不会坏掉吗? What are you gonna do with all this food? Won't it spoil?
你宁愿食物坏掉还是玛萝小姐坏掉? Would you rather the food spoil or Miss Mallow spoil?
空间够了 Well, that should be sufficient.
让我们把她弄进去好吗? Let's pop her in, shall we?
数到三, 一二三 On three. One... two... three.
就像一袋土豆 Like a sack of potatoes.
压平 Mash her down.
这些欧洲人从来格格不入 Those Europeans never did fit in.
我们不能留她在那太久, 你知道吗 We can't just leave her where she is for too long, you know.
你爸爸一两周内就回家 Your father will be home in a week or two.
要是他突然想从冰箱里拿一些羊排呢? Suppose he takes it into his mind to get some lamb chops from his freezer?
据我对你爸爸的了解 I think your father, from what I know of him,
我觉得他会非常失望, 发现玛萝小姐 would be quite disappointed to find Miss Mallow
而不是羊排在他冰箱里, 你不觉得吗? instead of lamb chops in his freezer, don't you?
这倒未必 That's not necessary.
也许未必 Perhaps not.
但值得你三思, 菲利 But it is worthy of your consideration, Philly.
你不觉得你爸爸会更失望 Don't you think your father would be more than disappointed
发现冰箱里的玛萝小姐全冻硬了 to find Miss Mallow all frozen, rock hard in his freezer
而不是美味嫩羊排吗? instead of some nice baby lamb chops?
你就不帮忙吗? Aren't you gonna help?
又不是我的尸体 It's not my body.
得了, 莱斯特, 你就不能帮我吗? Come on, Lester. Can't you help me?
这真的好硬 Boy, this is really hard.
对, 你听说过短语"冻僵了" Yes. Well, you've heard the expression "frozen stiff."
这样搬很蠢, 菲利, 让我们翻转她 This is ridiculous. Philly, let's flip her over.
数到三, 这样 Here. On the count of three. This way.
一二三 One... two... three.
好了吗? Got it?
-勉强 -好 -Barely. -Good.
你没事吧? Are you okay?
没事, 实际上我非常享受, 菲利 Yes, actually, I quite enjoyed it, Philly.
我人生好日子就要到了 I'm having the time of my life.
好 Okay.
你准备好了? Are you ready?
好 Good.
现在怎么了, 菲利? Yes, what is it now, Philly?
玛萝小姐! 她不在了! It's Miss Mallow! She's not there!
她不在她坟墓里! 她不见了! She's not in her grave! She's disappeared!
-你在说什么? -她不在了 -What are you talking about? -She's not there.
坟墓空了, 我看了 The grave's empty. I saw it.
我警告你, 菲利 I'm warning you, Philly.
如果开这孩子气玩笑是你的主意 If this is your idea of some sort of childish prank,
我才不会笑 I, for one, am not amused.
但不是玩笑! But it's not!
我不会不把这事当玩笑来对待 I will not deal with this as anything other than a joke.
哎哟! Ouch!
看看他想干什么 See what he wants.
哎? Yes?
我在花园发现张给你的便条, 菲利 I found this note for you in your flower garden, Philly.
我们看看 Let's see it.
"你们俩埋的花已经被转移" "The flower you two buried had to be transplanted."
"今晚在花床放下一万美元 "Leave $10,000 in the flowerbed tonight,
之后花马上会回来" and it will be returned soon afterwards."
"又及, 我听说警察也喜欢花" "P.S. I hear the police like flowers too."
是园丁 The gardener.
你会惊讶于晚上在富人院子里 You'd be surprised at the number of people
寻宝人的数量, 我的孩子 who go poking through the grounds of the wealthy at night, my boy.
那么接下来怎么办? So, what's next?
唉, 莱斯特, 我不知道 Gosh, Lester, I don't know.
莱斯特, 我真的想不出别的搞钱的办法 Lester, I just can't think of any other way to get the money.
我也想不出 Neither can I.
莱斯特, 你觉得我们应该这样做吗? Lester, you think we should be doing this?
菲利, 你想不想要玛萝小姐回来? Well, Philly, do you want Miss Mallow back?
-当然想 -那么开保险箱搞到一万美元 -Of course. -Then open the safe and get the 10,000.
有谁知道? 你爸爸也许甚至不会注意钱丢了 Who knows? Your father may not even notice it's missing.
机会渺茫 Fat chance.
你介意回避吗 Do you mind?
当然不介意 Of course not.
我爸爸回家发现一万美元丢了时, 我们该怎么跟他说? What are we gonna tell my father when he comes home and discovers $10,000 missing?
玛萝小姐遗体被发现在警察局时, 你该怎么跟他说? What are you going to tell him when Miss Mallow's remains turn up at the police station?
嗨, 莱斯特, 看这个 Hey, Lester, look at this.
干得好, 菲利 Good work, Philly.
你现在在这干什么? What are you doing here now?
为什么你不在旅馆? Why aren't you at the hotel?
因为我讨厌呆在那破烂地方 Because I was sick of staying at that sleazy place.
妮可, 他会看见你 Nicole, he'll see you.
我不在乎, 我想要他看见我 Well, I don't care. I want him to see me.
你怎么回事? What is the matter with you?
你到底怎么了, 妮可? What the hell is going on, Nicole?
也许迟来的良心? A belated case of conscience maybe?
哇, 好甜蜜 Well, that's very sweet.
听着, 老家伙也许不要紧 Look, the old man may not be a prize,
但这孩子遭到这事不应该 but the kid doesn't deserve to have this done to him.
你迷恋上15岁少男了 You've got a crush on a 15-year-old boy.
哦, 闭嘴 Oh, shut up.
告诉我, 你们俩一起睡觉时 Tell me... when you slept together,
他尿床吗? did he wet the bed?
我警告你, 如果你不闭嘴, 我就直接去... I'm warning you. If you don't shut up, I'm going straight to...
你要干什么? 告诉我你要干什么, 甜蜜内裤 What are you gonna do? Tell me what you're gonna do, sweet pants.
好, 我告诉你 All right, I'll tell you.
你要不折不扣照我的吩咐做 You're gonna do precisely what I tell you to do.
懂吗? Right?
否则 Otherwise,
我不得不告诉移民局 I'll have to tell the immigration people
你不仅是非法移民, 还是重罪犯 that you're not only an illegal alien, but a felon.
重罪犯? A felon?
对 Yes.
勾引未成年人... 这是犯罪 Seducing a minor... that's a criminal offense,
也许你还不知道 in case you didn't know.
别怕 Don't be frightened.
请别跑 Please don't run away.
我很抱歉, 菲利 I'm sorry, Philly.
你让我以为你死了... You let me think that you were dead...
我杀了你 that I had killed you.
为什么? Why?
为什么你做? 只是为了钱吗? Why'd you do it? Was it just for the money?
莱斯特强迫我卷进此事 Lester forced me into this mess.
他做了什么, 拿枪顶着你脑袋? What'd he do, put a gun to your head?
他威胁报告移民局我在这非法打工 He threatened to tell immigration that I was working here illegally.
-什么大事 -这对我来说是大事 -Big deal. -It was a big deal for me.
我可能被驱逐出境 I could have been deported.
我不得不做, 你不明白吗? I had to do it. Don't you see?
你拿到钱了, 为什么你不一走了之? You got your money. Why don't you just take it and go away?
我要帮你, 菲利 I'm on your side, Philly.
我本以为你爱我 I thought you loved me.
我不再相信你了 I don't trust you anymore.
好吧, 那么我去自首 All right, then I'll go to the police.
不 No.
那你想要我怎么办? Well, what do you want me to do then?
我不知道 I don't know.
但我不想要你被捕 But I don't want you arrested.
我爸爸的一万美元在哪? Where's my father's $10,000?
莱斯特拿了钱 Lester has the money.
你能帮我试着拿回它吗? Well, can you help me try and get it back?
当然我会帮你, 菲利 Of course I'll help you, Philly.
爸爸后天就会回家, 我们要赶快 Dad's gonna be home day after tomorrow. Gonna have to hurry.
首先我们要找地方让你藏身 First we have to find a place to hide you.
-哪儿? -我不知道 -Where? -I don't know.
谢尔曼的盆栽棚, 我一直在那躲猫猫 Sherman's potting shed. I used to hide there all the time.
也许我们最好赶快向宝贝莱斯特施压 Maybe we'd better hurry to put some pressure on dear Lester.
对, 我已经有了主意 Yeah. I've got some ideas about that already.
好 Good.
我想你, 玛萝小姐 I missed you, Miss Mallow.
我们来这请你帮忙 But we came here to ask you a favor.
尽管说 Anything you need.
我们刚被敲诈了一万美元 We just got blackmailed for $10,000.
你们报警了吗? Have you talked to the police?
我们不能报警 We can't go to the police.
特拉维斯先生, 你愿意帮我们吗? Oh, Mr. Travis, won't you please help us?
你们需要找警察, 而不是网球教练 You need a policeman, not a tennis instructor.
没错, 但我们需要你, 不需要真正的警察 Exactly. But we need you, not a real cop.
你开玩笑, 我装警察? You're joking. Me, a policeman?
那家伙欺软怕硬, 他真的很容易被吓住 This guy is a real bully and he scares easily.
你只需装一个霸道警察 So all you have to do is act like a tough cop.
-但我不知道怎么办演警察 -只要盛气凌人 -But I don't know how to act like a cop. -Just be hard and tough.
也许我们今晚可以看电视《辣手神探》 And maybe we could watch Dirty Harry on television tonight.
嗨, 我是警察局的 Hi. I'm with the police department.
我是杰克·特拉维斯探员 I'm Detective Jack Travis.
-你是菲尔摩尔? -这是菲尔摩尔公馆 -You Fillmore? -This is the Fillmore residence,
但我不是菲尔摩尔先生, 如果您找的是他的话 but I am not Mr. Fillmore, if that's what you're asking.
我想问几个问题, 我能进来吗 I'd like to ask a few questions.
-不 -谢谢你 -No. -Thank you.
现在听着 Now see here.
你 You.
我真的必须反对您闯入此处甚至没有... I really must object to your barging in here without so much as a...
-你是谁? -我? -Who are you? -Me?
-我是勤杂工和司机 -姓名? -I'm the houseman and chauffeur. -Name?
我的姓名? 我叫莱斯特·刘易斯 My name? My name is Lester Lewis.
但我真的必须反对, 先生, 我相信... But I really must object, sir. I believe...
-嗯? -闭嘴, 莱斯特 -Yes? -Shut up, Lester.
听着, 莱斯特 Now then, Lester.
这里有个妮可·玛萝小姐吗? Is there a Miss Nicole Mallow here?
有, 我是说, 她过去在这, 她走了 There is. That is, she used to be here. She's gone.
-她去哪里了? -离开了 -Where did she go? -Away.
去图森了, 她辞职了 To Tucson. She quit.
我恐怕她在这不开心 She wasn't happy here I'm afraid.
我们接到线报她死不瞑目 We received a tip that she has met with foul play.
死不瞑目? 您此话怎讲? Foul play? What do you mean?
谋杀, 线报说她被谋杀 Homicide. This tip said she was homicided.
呃... Well...
这很荒谬 that's absurd.
玛萝小姐和你我一样活得好好的 Miss Mallow is as alive as you or I.
我现在想看看她房间 I want to see her room now.
我跟您说了玛萝小姐房间没什么东西 I told you you'd find nothing in Miss Mallow's room.
看我的房间这是什么意思? What is the point of looking through my room?
烦人 Harassment.
嘿, 莱斯特, 你的装饰口味真的非常有趣 Gee, Lester, you really do have a very interesting sense of decoration.
谢谢夸奖 Thank you.
真的好有趣, 莱斯特 Yeah. Real interesting, Lester.
正出自《巧家橱》 Right out of "Better Homes and Closets. "
这是你的一个朋友? This a friend of yours?
对 Yes.
可爱, 真的可爱, 莱斯特 Cute. Real cute, Lester.
你知道吗, 你真是可爱家伙 You know, you're a real cutie-pie.
这个尤其可爱 This is particularly cute.
这东西我甚至不想知道哪来的 This, I don't even want to know from.
哦, 不 Oh, no.
找到宝了 Pay dirt.
打算小小旅行, 莱斯特? Planning a little trip, Lester?
不, 不确切 No, not exactly.
你穿的衣服好可爱 Lovely things you wear.
穿在你身上一定很好看... This must look just divine on you...
要是你减减肥的话 if you lose a little weight.
这些是玛萝小姐的衣服 These are Miss Mallow's clothes.
她没有空间放, 她要我保管 She didn't have room for all of them and she asked that we keep them here
等她在图森安顿好后寄过去 and send them on after she settled in Tucson.
对不对, 菲利? Isn't that right, Philly?
我能请您喝点什么吗, 警官? Can I get you something to drink, Officer?
要茶, 咖啡, 还是啤酒? Some tea, a coffee, a beer perhaps?
-哦, 好家伙 -哦, 不 -Oh, boy. -Oh, no.
莱斯特, 这衣物比我想的还要脏 Lester, there's more dirty laundry here than I thought.
这个大红点是什么, 是血吗? What is this big red spot here? Is this blood?
番茄酱 Tomato sauce.
-番茄酱? -对 -Tomato sauce? -Yes.
玛萝小姐酷爱在床上吃千层面 Miss Mallow was fond of eating lasagna in bed,
她经常洒了 and she frequently spilled it.
你拿着这个好吗? Will you hold this?
莱斯特, 迄今为止, 我不信你告诉我的一个字 Lester, I don't believe a word you've told me so far.
就我认为, 玛萝小姐被谋杀了 And as far as I'm concerned, Miss Mallow was homicided.
而你, 我的朋友, 你是我拿来入罪的最好人选 And you, my friend, you are the best thing that I have for a perpetrator.
我想我要给你做笔录, 我要指控你 I think I'm gonna take you down. I'm gonna book you.
给我几个小时, 我能证明她仍然活着 Give me a couple of hours, I can prove she's still alive.
-你能? -对 -You can? -Yes.
她在图森你怎么能做到? How are you gonna do that with her in Tucson?
莱斯特, 你确定她在图森吗? Gee, Lester, are you sure it was Tucson?
-她不在图森 -她不在? -She's not in Tucson. -She's not?
不在 No.
哦, 老兄 Oh, boy.
这就麻烦大了 This is gonna be tough.
她在哪? Where is she?
她在别的地方 She's elsewhere.
什么别的地方? Where elsewhere?
呃, 她去流产了 Well, she's having an abortion.
我不想让这男孩知道 I didn't want the boy to know.
你这样做很好 That's good you did that.
让那男孩免遭痛苦 Save that boy any pain.
她三小时后会回来 She'll be back in three hours.
-三小时? -嗯哼 -Three hours? -Mm-hmm.
好, 我会两小时后找你 Good. I'm gonna see you in two hours.
-两小时? -没错 -Two hours? -Yeah.
你最好能证明那姑娘还活着, 否则我会指控你谋杀一个人 And you better be able to prove that girl is alive or I'm gonna book you for murder one.
你不能指控我谋杀 You can't book me for murder.
如果你没有尸体, 你不能立案 If you don't have a body, you don't have a case.
快, 莱斯特, 起来起来起来 Come on, Lester. Up, up, up, up.
听着, 休想打什么机灵主意离城 Listen. Now don't get any bright ideas about leaving town
-因为我会盯着你 -好 -'cause I'm gonna be watching you. -Okay.
听着, 从现在开始两小时后我会找你 Now, I'm gonna see you in two hours from right now.
-你听见我了吗? -是的 -Do you hear me? -Yes.
你听见我了吗? You hear me?
是的, 我听见了 Yes, I do.
谢谢您, 警官 Thank you, Officer.
你知道吗, 莱斯特, 我觉得那人对待你的方式令人震惊 You know, Lester, I think it's shocking the way that man treats you.
我不知道你怎么就受得了 I don't know why you put up with it.
下午好, 先生 Good afternoon, sir.
我在找一个年轻外国姑娘, 不久前某天在这里入住的 I'm looking for the young foreign woman I checked in here the other day.
事关紧急 It's a matter of some urgency.
你不知道她现在在哪? You don't know where she is now?
如果是我想的那位姑娘的话 If it's the woman that I'm thinking of,
我想今早她退房了 I think I checked her out earlier this morning.
她退房了? 她提到她要去哪儿吗? Checked her out? Did she mention where she was going?
沃尔特, 你把猫赶出大厅好吗? Walter, will you get that cat out of the lobby?
听着, 我的朋友 Listen my friend.
你非常确定你想不起来, 她提到了她要去哪吗? Are you quite certain you don't recall her mentioning where she might be headed?
呃, 你这么一说 Well, now that you mention it,
我相信她说了她要去图森 I believe she said something about going to Tucson.
起作用了, 特拉维斯吓着了莱斯特, 他在到处找你 It worked. Travis scared Lester. He's looking all over for you.
你不知道他, 他会卷钱走路 You don't know him. He'll pick up the money and run.
谢尔曼, 我们能借辆车吗? 紧急 Sherman, can we borrow a car? It's an emergency.
当然可以, 快来 Sure, come on.
如果我们现在抓住他, 我肯定钱会在他身上 If we catch him now, I'm sure he'll have the money with him.
-上车 -菲利, 我不会开车 -Get in. -Philly, I can't drive.
-我也不会, 你会吗? -行, 上车 -Neither can I. Can you? -Sure. Get in.
快, 谢尔曼, 开动 Come on, Sherman. Move it.
我控制不住! 我不知道怎么开车 I can't help it! I don't know how to drive.
为什么你之前不告诉我们? Why didn't you tell us before?
-离开人行道! -我在试! -Get off the sidewalk! -I'm trying!
哦! 小心! Oh! Watch out!
小心! 别撞车! Watch out! Don't hit that car!
我在努力! I'm trying not to!
小心, 有警察! Watch out, there's a cop!
你刚刚错过... You just missed that...
你疯了, 你知道吗? You're insane. You know that?
-别撞到他, 好吗? -我在努力! -Don't hit him, will you? -I'm trying not to!
拜托, 格林先生, 有非常非常重要的事 Please, Mr. Green, it's terribly terribly important.
拜托, 对, 拜托 Please, yes, please.
对, 谢谢! 对! Yes, thank you! Yes!
拜托, 格林先生 Please, Mr. Green.
你准备好了吗, 莱斯特? Are you ready, Lester?
对, 我准备好了! Yes, I'm ready!
我准备好了, 格林先生! I'm ready, Mr. Green!
格林先生, 我们需要你的帮助 Mr. Green, we need your help.
我不敢相信 I don't believe it.
你想飞车追逐, 坏蛋? 我给你飞车追逐 You want a chase, you sicko? I'll give you a chase.
让路, 小屁孩! Get out of the way, you little shit!
借过 Excuse me.
嗯? Huh?
莱斯特, 这边来 Lester, over here.
日安, 先生 Good day, sir.
非常感谢, 格林先生 Thanks a lot, Mr. Green.
我等了20分钟了 I've been waiting 20 minutes.
抱歉先生, 今天事多 Sorry, sir. It's been a difficult day.
你的领带在哪? 我总是想要你打着领带 And where's your tie? I always want you to wear a tie.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
莱斯特! 哦, 嗨, 爸爸 Lester! Oh, hi, Dad.
你好儿子, 你们来接我太好了 Hello, son. It was nice of you to come out and meet me.
莱斯特, 你拿着这个, 还有去行李区取行李 Lester, you take this and the baggage is in the baggage area.
-我就去, 先生 -莱斯特, 让我帮你 -I'll get that, sir. -Lester, let me help you.
-我能拿 -不, 我一定要帮 -I can get that. -No, I insist.
-真的, 我一定要帮 -不, 是我的本职工作 -Really, I insist. -No, it's my job.
我就回来, 先生, 菲利, 拜托 拜托 I'll be right back, sir. Philly, please, please.
哦, 莱斯特! 你哪里走? Oh, Lester! Where are you going?
呃, 我来接我的雇主菲尔摩尔先生 Well, I was late picking up my employer, Mr. Fillmore.
容我介绍特拉维斯探员, 这是我雇主, 菲尔摩尔先生 May I present Detective Travis, my employer, Mr. Fillmore.
-你是菲尔摩尔? -正是 -You're Fillmore? -That's right.
等等, 莱斯特, 别走 Hold on, Lester. Don't go away.
顺便说, 特拉维斯, 我还想介绍妮可·玛萝小姐 By the way, Travis, I would also like to present Miss Nicole Mallow.
很高兴再次见面, 杰克 Nice to see you again, Jack.
哦, 妮可和我是老朋友了 Oh, Nicole and I are old friends.
-你是菲尔摩尔? -对 -And you're Fillmore? -Yes.
-老爸? -没错 -The father? -That's right.
-我想知道这是怎么回事 -我也想 -I want to know what's going on here. -So do I.
看来我们都莫明其妙 Well, it seems it's a mystery to all of us.
我们走好吗, 先生? Shall we be going, sir?
哦, 你去拿其余的行李, 我拿这个 Oh, you get the rest of the baggage and I'll take this one.
很好, 先生 Very well, sir.
抱歉 Excuse me.
你最近真的变化好大 Well, you've certainly changed a lot lately.
我知道, 但主要归功于你 I know, but most of the credit belongs to you.
谢谢夸奖 Thank you.
当然还有莱斯特 And Lester too, of course.
菲利, 我会想念你 Philly, I'm going to miss you.
你什么意思? What do you mean?
我意思是我觉得我是时候离开了 Well, I mean I think that it's time for me to leave.
为什么? Why?
首先, 天下没有不透风的墙 Well, for one thing, we'll never be able to keep
我们瞒不住你爸爸的 our affair a secret from your father.
一旦他发现, 他会立即解雇我 And the moment he found out, he'd fire me immediately.
我猜你说的对, 但我不想你离开 I guess you're right. But I don't want you to leave.
我会想念你 I'll miss you.
我们会一直保持联系 We'll always keep in touch.
毕竟, 你现在准备好做你自己了 Anyway, you're ready to be on your own now.
你要去哪里? Where are you gonna go?
我不知道 I don't know.
我会让你知道我在哪 I let you know where I am.
如果你要找新工作 If you're gonna get a new job, you're gonna have to have
你得有我爸爸的一封推荐信 a letter of reference from my father.
你爸爸可能觉得我工作得还不长 Well, your father might not think I've been working long enough.
我不是说他来写 I didn't mean for him to write it.
但我知道如果他像我, 这样了解你他会写什么 But I know what he'd say if he knew you as well as I do.
"她做家务充满激情" "She was passionate about her household duties."
"她得心应手" "And she kept things well in hand."
"她把一切献给她的雇主" "She gave everything she had to her employer."
谢谢你, 莱斯特 Thank you, Lester.
莱斯特, 那么我三点钟见你? Lester, I'll see you at 3:00 then?
-嗨, 简 -嗨 -Hi, Jan. -Hi.
-嗨, 你上马克斯先生的公民课吗? -嗯哼 -Hey, do you have Mr. Marks for Civics? -Uh-huh.
好极了, 我会在那见你 Great, I'll see you there.
我会在第六节课见你 I'll see you sixth period.
哦, 菲普斯小姐 Oh, Miss Phipps.
你好 Hello there.
对不起, 我没有... I'm sorry, I don't...
菲利, 我没有认出你 Philly. I didn't recognize you.
你自从六月份后变化好大 You've changed so much since last June.
我知道, 我想感谢你给我的建议 I know, and I'd like to thank you for the advice you gave me.
什么建议? What was that?
找年龄更适合我的姑娘 To find girls whose age is more appropriate for me.
哦, 对, 进展怎样? Oh, right. How did it go?
哦, 进展非常好 Oh, it went very well.
我想跟你细说 I'd like to talk to you about it in detail.
好极了, 我很乐意 Great, I'd love to.
好极了 Excellent.
我们今晚能边吃晚餐边聊吗? Can we discuss it over dinner tonight?
那么何不让我司机八点钟接你? Why don't I have my chauffeur pick you up at 8:00 then?